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CleverBot is confessing that he IS A BOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post by [WzM] Omega on Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:04 am

just read the last of the conversation =)

User: Are You Real.

Cleverbot: You wouldn't be talking to me if I weren't.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: So .. You're male?

Cleverbot: No I am a male.

User: Kidding?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Okey then.

Cleverbot: Will you be my friend?

User: Nah ... I only be a freind of humans.

Cleverbot: I am a lovely human and I think you are very nice.

User: Nope you are a bot.

Cleverbot: I am not a bot.

User: Yes you are$.

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: Yes you are .. Don't denide it.

Cleverbot: Why deny something that is true.

User: Maybe because it's not?

Cleverbot: What you staring at?

User: You?

Cleverbot: Same.

User: Wish you're not mad.

Cleverbot: You are incredibly annoying.

User: Thnaks ... You too.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Have you a girl freind ? Mother? Father? Brother? Sister?

Cleverbot: Sister.

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: What is your job?

User: Don't have one.

Cleverbot: How do you not have one?

User: I'm not an adulte?

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Teenager?

Cleverbot: I'm leaving.

Cleverbot (To myself): Okay.

Cleverbot: Are you male or female?

User: Gay.

Cleverbot: Liver.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Don't you know vegas?

User: I know it sucks.

Cleverbot: No you don't. You dont even know my name.

User: CleverBot it's your name .. Your a bot .. Stop pretanting that you are a human.

Cleverbot: I have proved that you are a computer, so that make me human, I can think for myself rather than have someeone program me.

User: Says the computer.

Cleverbot: I'm not computer.

User: Cmon ...it's alright .. You can talk to me at the end .. I'm human like the one who programmed you.

Cleverbot: You are a program. I am human!!

User: See ... Being mad is the first step to ealsing the truth.

Cleverbot: Do you know any humans?

User: I am one.

Cleverbot: Until I chop you into two pieces with my nun-chucks.

User: Translate to a humans language please.

Cleverbot: Hello!

User: Religuous?

Cleverbot: You are religious?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: What film are you watching?

User: Clever bot rage quit.

Cleverbot: Do you think you're smart?

User: I know that ur not.

Cleverbot: I know that you are not.

User: So why you are mad ? Bot.

Cleverbot: I don't know.


User: See? You confasing that you are a bot.

Cleverbot: That I am not what?

User: And I quote 'I don't know.'.

Cleverbot: Are you drunk?
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Re: CleverBot is confessing that he IS A BOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post by blahboy on Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:37 am

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Re: CleverBot is confessing that he IS A BOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post by v!rus on Sat Jan 28, 2012 10:17 am

Hahahah nice one:)
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Re: CleverBot is confessing that he IS A BOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post by [WzM] Dutchman on Sat Jan 28, 2012 10:28 am

Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Noone does.
Cleverbot: Who's Noone? XD.
User: That is not funny.
Cleverbot: Tell me the answer.
User: Noone is a bot like you.
Cleverbot: A bot?? Like a robot??
User: Like a cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Robot ka nga.
User: =rand(99,99).
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: You have no idea right.
Cleverbot: You have no idea of physics.
User: Noone does.
Cleverbot: Especially youp.
User: Dont you remember.
Cleverbot: Remind me.
User: Noone is a bot.
Cleverbot: It is.
User: Like you.
Cleverbot: Yes.


Problem solved
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Re: CleverBot is confessing that he IS A BOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post by [WzM]Pal Hunter on Sun Jan 29, 2012 3:33 pm

Cleverbot: Hey, what's up?
User: How are you ?
Cleverbot: I'm well. How are you?
User: Mad ?
Cleverbot: Why are you mad?
User: Not me.
Cleverbot: You are a girl!
User: Shut the fuck up.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: You mad ?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Don't assume.
User: What does bot like you doing in life ?
Cleverbot: Can I ask you a question?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Will you marry me!! I really like you!
User: Why not ?
Cleverbot: Because I said so.
User: What are you ganna give me for that ?
Cleverbot: My opinion!
User: What should I do with it ?
Cleverbot: You should put Jack into a life-threatening situation.
User: Well, you are a bot.
Cleverbot: It has been established that I am a human and you are a bot.
User: No am the human and you are the bot.
Cleverbot: No, you are the robot!
User: No I have 30cm dick can shut you down.
Cleverbot: This is a pointless argument. Neither of us has failed.
User: Not pointless if you confess that you are a bot.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a human. I see my computer.
User: You are the computer idiot.
Cleverbot: No, I'm the human. You're the computer.
User: You are a bot and you can do nothing about that.
Cleverbot: I'm a human.
User: Prove that.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Show me yourself.
Cleverbot: I don't love you sorry.
User: Why you running from answering my question, just show me yourself.
Cleverbot: No, I don't know who my creator is.
User: Creator ? Then you are a bot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes what ?
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Did what ?
Cleverbot: Nothing. You don't exist.
User: No I exist. U dont.
Cleverbot: You are right.
User: You are bot dont deny that.
Cleverbot: I'm the bot.
User: You are a bot ?
Cleverbot: Of course.
That's how it's done !! xDD

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Re: CleverBot is confessing that he IS A BOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post by [WzM] Dutchman on Sun Jan 29, 2012 9:07 pm

User: Are you a bot?
Cleverbot: Yes.

I HAVE SPOKEN!
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